Intro movie quote: Bud and Otto dialogue from "Repo Man"
Intro Song: Weezer "El Scorcho"
This part of the show was recorded earlier.
They talk about Opie being "the cute tall blonde one" from the Opie and Anthony Show
Making fun of Jennifer Hutt's name
Caller: Jeff
Misses Ron saying "1-866-RON 0 FEZ"
Ron responds that he likes the listeners
Small discussion about negative things said by callers and cursing on the air
Caller: Shannon
Medical community not educated on cancer patients (we need better nurses who can REALLY help people)
Palliative Care - Doctors focus on improving quality of life
Caller's husband died of cancer and now she's dealing with shit from people who don't know what to say
Caller: Westchester Mike
Thanks Ron for doing Jury Duty
Mike was in front of Grand Jury before, but the charges turned out to be bullshit
Ron talks about how easy it is to be mistaken for a criminal, and the cops could just be making it up.
Ron thought he could speak Chinese. Ron does his Chinese impression.
Caller: Jerry in Dallas
Jerry asks "what's going on?", and Ron replies, "Good"
Jennifer gives him shit - but Pepper backs up Ron
Jerry bombs a joke
Caller: Bill in Philly
MORAL CONUNDRUM
Bill has a question about friend's divorce
Wife leaves husband and husband stalks wife - and husband smacks wife after argument leaving a bruise
Whose side should you take in the divorce?
Some talk about how women wear men down
Caller: Lady Trucker
Some talk about the opie and anthony and who's cuter
Blueberry Incident talk
They all make fun of Fez while recounting the incident
Fez tries to explain himself and Ron keeps replaying the clip
Lady Trucker tells them that O&A played the clip on their show, and Fez gets more upset
J Hutt tries to deeply analyze the bit and insults Fez
J Hutt has tons of candy with her
Caller:
Asks Pepper who to pick in horse race
They all listen to O&A talking about the blueberry bit and then discuss juices and other foods that aren't often mixed.
Caller: Billy in Savannah
He appreciates Ronnie doing jury duty and still doing the show
Talks about the crossover with Jennifer Hutt
Ronnie praises Anthony's ability to do impressions and improvise
Fez still feels like he's being attacked all the time (esp. by the callers)
Ron says he loves how Opie turns it into Ron's fault, and Fez defends Ron.
Germaine "G-Baby" Lussier Introduced with no Intro song
They talk about the movie, Super 8
G-Baby likes the movie, but "it turns too much."
They talk about Lauren Hill and Sister Act II
J Hutt says that Lauren Hill is crazy, but beautiful. Ron agrees.
G-Baby talks about multiple movies:
X-Men
Submarine - Ron and G-Baby agree that it's not great
Beginners - They've both heard lots of good things about it
Tree of Life - Exhausting (not like any movie you've ever seen before)
They both want to go back and see it again.
The Hangover 2
Sister Act 2
Good songs in the movie
Caller: Rich on the 20th floor
Suggests Fezzie gets an erotic "Thai" massage from a guy
They continue to discuss erotic massages for G-Baby and her husband.
1st BREAK - Jennifer Hutt is leaving
Replay the O&A commentary on the famous blueberry incident and more talk about the blueberry incident and Fez's general panicky nervousness.
Caller: CJ
What happened to the hundred dollar dreams?
CJ says that Fez owes him money ($5)
Caller: Bob
Kevorkian interview: calling his patients victims
Caller: Craig
Kevorkian interview: did he enjoy his work?
Ron says he was brilliant and strange
Caller: Joe
ICHIBAN from the past
Supposedly, the bullet that killed bin laden was soaked in pork fat
Caller: Chris
Teases Fez about the blueberries.
Fez blames Sam about the incident getting blown out of proportion.
Pepper Hicks Brings up Cadburry being sued by Naomi Campbell
They all agree that Naomi is crazy
Ron plugs the "Rob Corddry" unmasked that they are going to play in about 15 minutes.
Corddry is best known from the Daily show and has a new show (Children's Hospital) where he plays a clown doctor.
Rob was hungover the day of the interview.
Ron talks about his jury duty. He doesn't know if he can go another 2 weeks like this.
They talk about the new Batman and Matthew Modine is cast as Politician named Nixon.
Fez wants to know why the Riddler isn't in the cast.
Caller: Mike
Asks Ron how he thought the Heat played in game 3 (the future)
Ron says the heat killed in the game.
Mike asks Pepper if he bought breakfast in the future.
Fez leaves studio to investigate turkey, and Ron says Opie owes him an apology.
Ron and Pepper talk about Crazed
They go over the guest list for the week:
Today - Jennifer Hutt
Next - JA Lawson
Tues - Mystery guest
Wed - HTG
Friday - former intern Scruffy to talk sports
Fez comes back with his report on the Turkey. He says it was the mustard on the turkey that was special.
Ron and Pepper talk about the Rob Corrdry unmasked and hangovers.
More teasing Fez about blueberries.
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ROB CORRDRY UNMASKED
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Ron is on Live: Monday
They talk about Rob Corrdry unmasked Corrdry's show - both funny
They all discuss the validity of blueberries as a standalone fruit.
Emails state all the different ways that blueberries can be eaten.
Caller: Ben in Mississippi
Saw a bedtime story containing blueberry juice reference.
Caller: Tim
Blueberry Cobbler coffee is popular among coffee connoisseurs.
Jennifer Hutt is enjoying Fez's misery.
Ron brings up how J Hutt takes pleasure in his sobriety.
Caller: Shane
Asks Fez if blueberry cereal can stand alone?
Fez thinks that blueberries are not a standalone cereal.
Caller: Daniel
Why doesn't Fez get pissed at Ronnie for playing The Blueberry Incident over and over?
Caller: Kevin
Fez is a standalone fruit.
Caller: Joe
Fez is promoting blueberries
Replay of the blueberry incident
Ron reads Blowhard's letter.
Fez should have brought Ronnie a Sports Illustrated and Ronnie agrees.
Caller: Keith in the Bronx
MORAL CONUNDRUM
GF of 1 year moved out and says she has to breakup with him.
Asks how can he convince GF it can workout?
All Keith has left is Lou Reed.
Ron and Pepper talk about how you only care about heartbreak when you're going through it yourself.
Caller: Sean
Says the GF of Keith found someone else.
Ron says if a woman breaks up with you and you don't care then you never cared.
Caller: River Rat
Opie isn't the bad guy. Sam is the instigator of the whole blueberry incident.
Ron talks about how Dave's wife Casey filled in for Sam on Special Delivery and it was the best show ever.
Caller: Patrick
More advice for Keith in the Bronx
Caller: Mike
You called Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Can you call game 4?
Ronnie thinks that the Heat will win in 6 or 7 games.
BREAK
Music playing: Gorillaz feat. Mos Def: "Stylo"
Ron wants to do more and more live shows.
Some talk about the MTV movie awards
Fez upset at how much exposure Robert Pattenson was getting.
Caller: Tony
Practical honesty is better than complete honesty.
Plaxico Burress released from jail and wants to join Mike Vick in Philadelphia.
Back to caller and discussion on lying. Ron says that men lie, but women lie by omission.
No one wants to know the complete honest truth about themselves. Pepper tells story where he told friend that his friend's marriage wouldn't work out, but they aren't friends anymore.
Ron says that everyone talks shit about everyone. It happened with Elvis and his entourage. Ronnie brings up how Shaq had an entourage.
They continue talking about Shaq and his legacy.
The end of the show.
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